Friday, January 5, 2018

Steampunk PC Build - The Webcam, pt. 1

As previously mentioned, I'm building a PC. I've been thinking about it for a long while, especially since I acquired cast iron school desk and sewing machine frames, along with a somewhat beat up oak sewing machine top. Then, I received a few boxes of miscellaneous old electronics parts from my grandfather, which seemed to clinch the decision.

Strangely enough, I started with the webcam. I had most of the parts laying around the garage and studio, so I started assembly one Saturday afternoon....

My inspirations were various antique cameras I've seen in museums and online, coupled with a far-fetched steampunk backstory (more on that some other time). Since I had a decent amount of leftover molding from my old kitchen (prior to our remodel), I thought I'd put it to use. I also had a brass candlestick and some miscellaneous parts, so I gathered them together to see if the "feel" was right. As it turned out, the look and feel was what I wanted.

It was time to start cutting and dry-fitting

and a little more dry-fitting

Things were coming together, so I started the glue-up

Looking good so far, so I picked up a webcam off of eBay. I also added a peephole from a door and some dryer venting in lieu of a rectangular-folded, black canvas-covered paper "bellows" between the lens and "photographic plate". I know how to fold one, but felt I'd go a slightly different direction for visual impact. That's also part of the yet-to-be-told backstory for this piece of retro-future gear.

The webcam arrived, so rough assembly needed to happen. That turned out to be trickier to incorporate than I initially thought, as the USB connector demanded some stubbornly large holes to be made throughout the candlestick pieces.

There's more to this branch of the build to be covered in part 2, but after some brainstorming, that will be a few more Amazon purchases away. Note the beginnings of the mouse build in the right-hand portion of this photo. I'll have to learn how to weld brass to keep that branch of the build going.

More to follow!

Thursday, January 4, 2018

What's up?

Sorry. Okay, not sorry.

As I said in my previous post, I'm busy and don't always want to jump on a computer for fun after a day spent at a computer for work. However, I've been on vacation and got an itch to post a couple things. What about, you might ask? Well, here's a narrative excerpt of current goings-on.

The family and I just got back from a couple days "away" in Pasadena:


To some people's dismay, perhaps, we did not visit the Huntington Library  (again) this trip, though the thought had crossed my mind a few times. Seriously, it was only a couple of miles away at any given moment. But, alas, not everyone enjoys a handful of hours spent wandering slack-jawed and glossy-eyed while staring at old books and incunabula. (Steven, the lodging offer still stands so we can do that!)

At home, I've got other things consuming my attention. Namely:

  • The day job at Stone Brewing.
  • The holidays, now nearly all packed back up and returned to the attic.
  • My new PC build. It's a beast, for computing power, size, and the custom case I've decided to build. I've promised myself I will spend the time to disguise this technical monstrosity behind a veil of 1850-1950 tech. We'll see if I pull it off. I'll post more here... probably later today or tomorrow, to start the "build log" properly. Even this blog entry was spent testing out an ergo keyboard that I may or may not use for the new PC.
  • Tuning tools in the woodshop. This was not expected, but as I cut a few pieces of wood for the PC cabinet (above) on the compound miter saw, I discovered that "45°" plus another "45°" did not equal 90°. Sometimes more, sometimes less, depending on miter position. Infuriating, as the wood was cut. The Shopsmith is only a few feet away, but I know it needs a general tune up as well. So, before I saw (or resaw) any more wood, I need to spend a few hours realigning blades, fences, and tables, waxing tables and fences, and checking dust collection and air filtration.
  • Miscellaneous household repairs. It seems every room in the house has developed--either during the holidays or the preceding months--some sort of issue needing attention. Even the studio needs a few things (well, the studio bathroom sink has been missing for over a year). Some fixes are due to wear and tear, others are changes after living with the remodel for a while, others were on our wish list.
  • The "bi-weekly" Rogue Dragons Adventuring Company D&D game set in the Forgotten Realms... using Pathfinder/D&D 3.x thank you very much. :) Ooo... tomorrow night is game night!
  • A new Forgotten Realms campaign gifted to my son and (soon to be step-) nephew for Christmas. Like some of my previous campaigns, it started with a couple of props, a crumbling map, and an interesting backstory. I'm actually getting excited about this, as the two (so far) kids don't know FR or this version of D&D. There's an air of amazement and mystery already, and we haven't even sat down for character creation. I'll have to post that separately, too.
  • A couple of minor health things. Hopefully. I'll know more over the next week.
  • Another construction project. ::sigh:: The exterior of the garage and studio has some significant damage from weather, dry rot, and termites. This, unfortunately, will also take a bunch of time and money that we didn't plan on spending at this time. :(
  • Landscaping the patch of dirt we call a backyard. It's a mess, though it used to be beautiful, green, and inviting only a handful of years ago.
  • ...and, if there's time and/or money, we have some bookcases and shelves needing to be designed and built for the family room, library, and studio. Since I'm busy, I need to finalize SketchUp drawings for them so a furniture maker up the street can turn them into reality. Otherwise they stay on my persistent and ever growing project list, awaiting their moment at the top.
Happy New Year, everyone!

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Let me 'splain

"Let me 'splain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up." Ahh, the immortal words of Inigo Montoya ("Princess Bride" for those who don't know the reference). I find them extremely appropriate. Hell, my last post (that you saw) was on April 23, 2015... that's more than a year ago. Almost a year and a half! Sure, I've written a few things every now and then. Mostly, it seems, for my cathartic release and not for others. I don't necessarily post those entries. This time, however (comma), I will post this message.

Why haven't I posted in a while? Simply put, I'm busy and--in a predictable and yet convoluted way--somewhat lazy. The busier I get at work, the less I want to jump on a computer in my "down time" and crank out... well... anything. I'll turn on a music stream or watch something on YouTube, but that's about it.

"Mm-kay," I hear you saying, "so why am I wasting my time reading this post?"

Let me 'splain. No, there is too much (in the past 18-ish months). Let me sum up.

Work has kept me--to quote the father of a longtime friend of mine--busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest. Some days I think it feels like that. Some, less so. Other days... well, I found myself flying to Berlin, Germany and Richmond, Virginia a few times for a couple weeks each trip. Great experiences, but it separated me from important people and things in my life.

Outside of work, I've been taking care of things around the house and fighting a pinched nerve (since December) that has finally subsided enough to allow me to get <redacted> done. I laid white oak hardwood flooring in my office and finally got around to sanding and sealing it in the past several weeks. I also built a walk-in cooler for my ever-expanding beer cellar. Yeah, lots o' beer. Now, all kinds of stuff is getting moved in, including nearly countless boxes of gaming materials and related reference material into my currently limited bookcase space. I have plans for improving the gaming table with a projector and camera to make it facilitate game nights with remote gamers. I must finish that soon.

In the main house, I have done many small-ish things over the ensuing months, including a few items I'd call "jewelry for the house". Ya know... or at least I hope... nicer light switches or door knobs and plates. I replace the decora light switches and install reproduction push-button switches. They are very fitting for our 1895 Victorian four-square farmhouse. We've enhanced Andie's "Closet from Hell" (I can't help calling it that) with more shelving.

I have also spent some time researching my family tree, pleasantly discovering that a handful of branches of our family are nobles and one is "royal" (more digging into that is needed, but there's a possible Plantagenet back along the family lines). It's humorous that my family name is the last to arrive in this country, circa 1850. Everyone else, it seems, was here in this country before it was... well... this country. Definitely cool, in my not-so-humble opinion. :) As the oldest member of my immediate family with my wits about me, this is an important task to explore.

What's up now? I'm heading to Gamehole Con in Madison, WI in a couple weeks to feed my geek gaming muse (with thanks to my wife, son, and coworkers). I haven't been at a game con in a long time. I'm looking forward to catching up with Steven Schend, Ed Greenwood, and several other TSR and Wizards of the Coast expats. Wow...

More to come! Soon, hopefully.


Thursday, April 23, 2015

Construction Projects

 
Life's gotten nothing but busier. Good thing the house is done... well, mostly. I suppose no house is truly done if you truly live in it. We're missing lots of little things and a few big things, like landscaping (as evidenced by the picture at the top of the page). I have a spreadsheet to track those odds and ends--things like "strip and repaint pantry doors", "hang artwork in gallery/loft", and "install cedar flooring in master closet"--so I know what to do next. Over 300 odds and ends when I first compiled the spreadshet. I've slowly been chipping away at that list, but I had a couple of other things to attend to prior to competing it. As if it will every be truly completed.

Since the weather was changing, such that it is in southern California, I had to address the growing quantity of beer in the cellar again. Essentially, my goal is to get all my beer* into either a refrigerator or a temperature controlled space so the various brews can age gracefully. However, cool winter weather was giving way to spring a little early, with temperatures already picking up above 80F in my town. This meant to me that I needed to insulate my beer. As some of you know, the cellar was originally "just" a converted closet, which after insulation, measures 7'h x 3'd x 2.5'w. Not bad for a start. Then my membership to the Reserve Society at The Bruery, as well as beer from work, started adding bottles faster than I was drinking them, so I built a second insulated space. This second space occupied a good portion of the garage until recently, measuring roughly 6'h x 5'w x 4'd and getting jammed full of wonderful bottled beers. This leads us to present day. I built a walk-in beer cellar. Yep, those are the pictures of it to the right.


Speaking of other things, I was feeling increasingly cramped while working up here in the studio. The floor space allocated to the cellar had taken a noticeable amount of space away from the already lacking free space. You know the sliding tile puzzles where you try to put the picture back together by moving individual tiles around countless times? That is how our life has been since October of 2012, and the last vestige of that problem was piled across the studio and mocking me every time I tried to do anything. So, I started looking around for ways to remedy the situation. It didn't take long, as my eyes almost immediately landed on the stack of surplus oak flooring left over from the house remodel that I intended to use the studio. Behold, the next project was before me. I needed to install the flooring to gain back a 5' x 10' space in the room. As of this writing, I'm nearly done. I have about 4' x 24' left before sanding and sealing.

That's enough right? Oh, but there's more! My brother, who's a huge Star Wars fan, asked me to help him build a Pre Vizsla costume. "Sure," I said, "that sounds fun and interesting." While we didn't finish the build by Star Wars Celebration last week, it's still moving along and will be ready for the next major Star Wars event (note the newly installed hardwood he's standing on).

That's not even counting all the stuff going on at work!


* while I say "all my beer" in the link, the inventory reflected on CellarHQ is actually out of date and in need of updating by a couple hundred bottles.

Monday, August 11, 2014

Hello, Old Friends

I walked into the library this evening to grab a book* and, after turning on the light, found myself saying "hello, dear old friends" to my books. I stood there a moment in disbelief that they were on shelves once again. They were unpacked a couple of weeks ago after spending from two to thirteen years packed in boxes. There are still many more than this packed away--begging me to dig back into them looking for a particular author or genre--but most of the relevant works line the shelves. When the "final" bookcases are built (a project for later, perhaps with the help of the cabinet maker a block over), we will have even more linear footage for books in the library and these bookcases will return to the studio to add much needed shelf space to that library of fiction and gaming materials.

Not too long after greeting the books, I arrived at the decision to post a quick entry on this blog and double the utility of my thought. "Hello, old friend." It has been a long time since I have shared something here. Now that the house remodel is winding down, I am longing for life to return to some sense of normalcy. Too much has happened over the past two or three years to ignore, yet I won't spend much space on those things here. Instead, I will revisit this site in the spirit of its creation. Besides, those musings have been bottled up for too long. Far too long.

* The book, to answer the question some might ask, was the 1946 Tower Books third printing of "Best Supernatural Stories of H. P. Lovecraft" edited by August Derleth. I think I purchased it while on a bookstore crawl with Steven and friends. Tonight, I needed to refer to a short story within its pages... for something... devious.

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Remodel: The Media Room

So, yeah, I'm sitting here in what will be the family room/home theater of our remodeled vintage home listening to Joy Division's Unknown Pleasures (on aged vinyl no less!) and essentially chilling out after a hard day's work (consisting mostly of manual labor) when I realize that I hadn't posted in… oh, forever! I thought that I might consider posting again tonight given that I've had more than two days off in a row. Ya see, posting about the lagging progress of "things" gets a bit discouraging when work is frenetically busy and we're not home enough to round out and bolster the proverbial "life/work balance" (certain things come to mind). Couple that with interfacing with home loan bankers and their "hours", lagging energy after work, and my family's busy schedule, and we have the perfect recipe for… um… what is the term for it? Oh yeah, "delays". Mmm, tasty delays! Savor that bitter flavor! Besides, I'm damn tired tonight having shoveled a bunch of dirt and moved many bricks about to recreate the walkways we really liked. 

[The previous record is over (I started typing late, sue me), so I'll drop the needle on Closer (again, on vinyl, duh!) to keep the vibe going.]

Where was I? Oh yes, delays! Whoa! A lot has happened. (well, not alot acording to some people.) The exterior is paint ready. (Photos coming.) The interior is at the "rough-in stage" with bare studs and 2/3rds complete plumbing and electrical. I've jumped in by adding the low voltage wiring for networking, video, and audio, but those efforts don't equate to a finished home.

[A call for the alarm company has brought down the beer buzz I'm floating on. ::sigh::]

Thinking of the unfinished home, I realize I need to post several photos of the outside to get things up to date, but trust me, there has been a lot of progress. Then there's the photos of the interiors to give everyone perspective on the spaces that have come together. In some ways, it boggles our minds!

I'll have to get on those postings!

G'night!

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Remodel - February 7

Just a quick update to let everyone see the progress on the remodel. As of this morning, the remodel currently looks like this if you're standing at the base of the studio steps:

Obviously I haven't been keeping this blog up to date, but I hope to backfill the missing period either via photos or another quick video.

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Remodel - Time Lapse v.1

 
After I'd been shooting photos of the construction for a while, I realized I could have been making a time lapse video. I went back and looked through the photos I took and found I had been relatively consistent in my camera angles. Thanks to some time spent in Photoshop, I was able to stitch the photos together and make them into something somewhat watchable with Windows Movie Maker. I hope you enjoy the quick video... and like it says, "More to come!"

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Remodel - Front Porch


October 9th

The front porch demolition started a bit after the back of the house. A few minor items had been removed up to this date, but the west window (which serves as a weather-break) was removed for storage. Behind the framing was another post that matches the one on the east. This was a great find and will most likely be restored and returned to its original place on the porch. It will also probably serve as the basis of the pattern we will use for the other posts on the porch.

November 2nd

The roof of the porch was removed to reveal all of the original woodwork still intact! Also revealed was the "paint shadow" of the previous porch design. From my time spent researching our house and pouring through old photos, the brick design was probably porch #3 and the "paint shadow" suggests the design of porch #2. We're rolling the design further back to recreate something more like the original porch. This photo also captures the hexagonal asphalt shingles that were put on top of the bottom-most wooden shingles.

November 6th

The demolition team removed the brick pillars, cement wall and floor. Beneath the few inches of concrete of the floor was several cubic yards of decomposed granite. Not what we expected! The cement floor used to sit right against the wall (which isn't good) and we had presumed the cement was a thick slab that reached down to ground level. On one hand, thin concrete made disposal easy. On the other hand, dirt sitting in direct contact with wood is worse than cement is. Minor signs of rot and termite damage hinted at what might sit behind the siding.

November 13th

The DG was removed and stored for later use (perhaps a path to the backyard to the east). The remaining plants around the front of the house were scraped away to make working easier. With the big dumpster removed, we got our first view of the old "four square" Victorian without anything else attached to it. Wonderful! Lots of photos have been taken to document this state of the house.

November 14th

The beginnings of the new porch footings were excavated and dirt beside the existing wall was also lowered. The siding that was in contact with the cement and dirt was removed to reveal more damage than was expected. Good thing we opened this up! Several of the joists had rotted or been eaten away to nubs that would eventually fail. The original piers were also mostly gone, but had been filled in with cement block to reinforce the front wall. This area will be repaired and/or reinforced before we build the new porch.

November 17th

The footings were excavated to their final depth and... the tractor broke our sidewalk in several places. We were initially upset with this, but upon closer inspection, the sidewalk was probably put in around the same time as the porch. The pattern and trowel marks didn't match the surrounding sidewalk, so we will replace it with something closer to the old designs in front of our house.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Remodel - Month 1

The remodel. This is the granddaddy of all projects here at home. Those of you who know my wife and I have heard of this coming... for well over a year in the "it's coming" sense, but even longer if you have spent any significant time around us. Since this project will take around eight months, I thought it would be cool to document the process to give others an idea of what's going on. Sure, if you ask us, we will tell you it's a bit chaotic right now, but consider this: we live in a Victorian farmhouse that was originally built in 1895 and then modified for the course of eighty-something years. Some things were added, others removed, and in the end, we thought the resulting exterior looked like a great old house with a bizarre late 1970-era tumor of a room addition growing off the back of it. We have always wanted to fix that particular aspect of the house and we are now getting our chance to address it.

October 3rd

The demolition started on the back of the house. This proved to be a solid nudge to my wife and I, as we weren't exactly ready to move out. Honestly though, when is a person really ready to have their house razed? In our case, it was not the best of timing. Both of our jobs had kicked into overdrive rather than starting into the Fall at their usual and predictable pace.

October 5th

A couple more days into the demolition and things are looking a bit... um... ragged. Yeah, "ragged" will work. Coming home to this set us all on edge. The roof was gone! Then again, what should one expect when a home demolition has gotten underway? (I think the roof was removed on the 4th and then the rest of the siding and the porch were removed on the 5th.) We started prepping the "studio" for habitation that weekend.

October 13th

Having a brief rest from the demolition around us, we were getting somewhat prepped--both physically and mentally--to move out of the house that weekend. My father-in-law came down Saturday and helped me move the major appliances into the temporary setup in the garage. Thanks Larry! If it wasn't for this jumpstart, things would have been really rough.
 
We spent our first night in the studio that Saturday. We were downsized from a 1552 sq. ft. house down to 528 sq. ft. and it was already proving to be a challenge. What do you bring with you? What do you pack up and "leave behind"? How do you reduce nearly twelve years of living (and the associated accumulated and inherited "stuff") down to a one-room studio apartment? This is going to be an adventure... or so people are telling me!
 
Early rains also contributed to the slowdown, but everyone else seemed to have something to take care of. Andie and I got/had to straighten out more of the living space in the studio and moving additional things in.
 

October 22nd

Another weekend had come and gone. We had been living in the studio for ten days now and things were getting better... micron by micron. Cooking was proving to be a challenge, as we are both used to a gas range and oven, plus a full array of appliances and accessories. Now we have a two-burner electric rangetop, a toaster oven, and a microwave! Then there's the next question: what food and drinks do you keep in the mini-fridge and what are you going to run downstairs to grab from the fridge in the garage? Who needs a StairMaster when you live like this?

October 23rd

The crew is making short work of the demolition while still doing what they can to preserve any reusable materials. I really like that our team has a goal of reusing what they can, donating anything that we don't (or can't) use, recycling what we can, and responsibly desposing of what is left. Another back door was installed further into the house the day before to add some security.
 

October 24th

Okay, it may not look like much has happened in this photo (and parts of the previous photo are showing around the edges--I'm assembling them into one file for a timelapse .gif later), but trust me when I say there is a lot of progress on this one. The team has continued removing the drywall, but they are also salvaging whatever insulation they can so it can be reused elsewhere. Keep in mind that we are working within Title 24 energy consumption regulations.
 

October 25th

A lot of the debris from the demolition has been cleared to the large "rollaway" dumpster and now the amount of demolition is becoming more evident. I thought "I always thought my house had good bones, but they are showing now!"
 

October 26th

Again, it doesn't look like much has happened, but there is a lot of stuff that needs to be removed when a house is demoed. In this case, there was some wainscotting lining the bathroom and the breakfast nook that we wanted to reuse, so it needed to be carefully removed. Then, there was a lot of drywall that still was hanging around waiting to be stripped off.
 

October 29th

Now the bones are really showing! If Monday was any sign of the coming day or two, there wasn't going to be much left of the "new" part of the house. Over the weekend we got a chance to take a look at the strangely patched-up openings in the wall. There were doors in the dining area and nearby bedroom, along with a heretofore unknown window in the dining area as well! Interesting. I took several photos. It was also great to discover that the previous construction projects our house suffered through spared the boxed eaves. This was a great discovery, as we are trying elements of the original house intact.
 

October 30th

Here is most of the team discussing the plans for the rest of the day. I dropped by to check on progress and got a peek into what happens when we're away. There's a bit of a mess, but this is a testament to what they do during the latter course of the day. The team also goes to extra efforts to clean up the day's demolition detritus! Thanks goes out to them and especially Richard, our project manager. Thanks guys!
Notice how there isn't much of the 1970s portion of the house remaining?
 

October 31st


Happy Halloween! I came home a little early to take care of some discussions with Richard and get set to go "Trick or Treating" with my family when I was greeted with this sight--a circa 1895 house reduced to its original rear perimeter. Amazing! I know it's a simple concept, but it's another thing to experience it. This is a big deal to us! Next, the team is heading to the front porch to demo that problem into oblivion. I'll post those photos soon.

 
 

 


Tuesday, April 3, 2012

The Dark Playlist

I mentioned a playlist I have assembled that seems to serve as my "soundtrack" lately... it mostly consists of:
 Enjoy.

Birthday Massacre

[What's this? A second post in six months? It must be a miracle!]

Right about the time I discovered Johnny Hollow, I also found The Birthday Massacre... within a day or two of my birthday... heheh, go figure! I must be in a darker mood lately, as some of their songs are among the "happier" sounds coming out of my speakers at home and at work. Like most dark music does, my muse seems bouyed above whatever troubles were dragging "her" down, and I found myself becoming more productive with this "soundtrack" playing in the back ground.

Currently, I'd categorize The Birthday Massacre as "Goth-pop", but that may simply be my gloomy mood overriding what would otherwise be a proper categorization. I don't mean any disrespect to the band by using that label, as many Goth bands might find it anathema, yet I merely mean some people might find their music more approachable than other Goth-rock (or the songs coming out of my speakers lately). The video for Blue is delightfully creepy, with animated porcelain dolls lurking through the hallways of the trapped woman's mind. (Okay, she may not be physically trapped but the imagery points towards an inflicted insanity).

Check 'em out via their playlist on YouTube


Sunday, March 25, 2012

The Muse Stirs...

I've been busy doing other things lately, mostly working and helping keep the day-to-day running, but every so often I get a chance to sit and "do something else". Yesterday, I was cleaning tools out of the studio--preparing it to serve as our living space during the impending remodel of the house--when I decided to listen to some music via YouTube. Somehow, the musical vein I was chasing ended up playing this song/video by Johnny Hollow:


To make a potentially long story much shorter, I really wish I could create this kind of art. I would use it in so many ways, but alas, I have too many competing demands to learn how at the moment. Perhaps someday. I must buy their albums soon! In the meantime, I will have to merely enjoy the wonderful music that Johnny Hollow has created... and journey through the "mindscapes" their music is painting in my brain. Have time to listen? Check out the playlist or click on the "Watch on YouTube" link in the video below...


Monday, October 17, 2011

The Thinning of the Cellar

So I have this "cold box" I keep the bulk of my beer in (check it out  if you don't know what I'm referring to). I have mentioned a few times that I need to drink some of the beer in there to make room... for more beer to take up space, which then needs to be consumed to make room for more beer... ad infinitum.Well, I finally have been ::ahem:: working on that over the past several weeks. Since I haven't had "The Guys" over much to help me out with this laborious endeavor, I have had to tackle this beast of a "task" mostly on my own. Let me tell you, the going has been slow... but here's what I've enjoyed over the past few solitary (or shared with my brother) beer:30 sessions;
  • Ballast Point -- Indra Kunindra (India-Style Export Stout): This stout is brewed with curry spices, coconut, kaffir lime leaves, cayenne, and cumin. Damn! I had to go back to Holiday Wine Cellar to buy a few more bottles. I took a couple to share with the crew at The Bruery, but the rest are for the cellar. It's really good now, but let's see how this one ages! Maybe I'll have to get a few more to drink fresh. Yeah. That's it, fill that cellar back up!
  • Coronado Brewing Co. -- Barrel Aged Barley Wine Ale (Ale brewed with honey and aged in oak brandy barrels): Yeah, it's like that. This beer snuck up on me. Usually I prefer bourbon barrel aged barley wine ales, but this one said "Dude, respect this" and, well, I had to. It's a pretty good beer that exhibits the charactistics of its history; barley wine, brandy, oak... yep, they're in there. I had to go buy a couple more to have around in case of "emergency" situations.
  • Deschutes Brewery -- Fresh Hop Mirror Pond Pale Ale: Well, I think I was expecting a bit much from this beer. For some reason I was thinking "wet hop IPA" but instead I got "fresh hop pale" which was a little underwhelming. No biggie. I enjoy their "Hop in the Dark Cascadian Dark Ale" periodically.
  • Deschutes Brewery -- The Stoic (A Prized Potent Belgian-Styled Quad of Stirring Depth and Complexity): A wax sealed bottle. I find this intriguing... I'm going to have to find a couple more bottles of this to really help me with my assessment of this beer. The label says "[...] malt beverage brewed with pomegranite with 16.5% being aged in oak wine barrels and 16.5% being aged oak rye whiskey barrels." This demands more "investigation".
  • Port Brewing Co. -- High Tide Fresh Hop IPA: Nice... yeah, nice. Great fresh hop aroma and flavor. I wish this could be concentrated a bit more and bottled... wait, there are a few breweries that do this. :)
  • Port Brewing Co. (Carlsbad) -- Plant to Pint: Another "fresh hop" IPA. This beer was great, especally with the bright flavors in my veggie pizza in their Carlsbad location. Man, I miss getting out there to sample the fresh local brews.
  • Shipyard Brewing Co. -- Imperial Porter (Pugsley's Signature Series): For some reason, I thought this beer was better than it tasted this time. Last year I had a few bottles and I really enjoyed it, but this year... meh. Perhaps I'm simply jaded by the vast ocean of superb craft beers in the near vicinity. 
  • Stillwater Artisinal/Mikkeller -- Our Side (A Collaborative Gypsy Ale): Nice. To be honest, the memory of this beer is a bit "fuzzed" by the beers before and after on the Saturday night I had this, but I remember nice hops, balanced flavors... overall, a great impression. I still have one in the cellar and will have to drink it before it is past its prime.
  • TJ Brewing Co. -- Cerveza Bufadora (Premium Lager Beer): Okay, so I don't like lagers for the most part. This lager I like. There. I said it. TJ Brewing Co., you can quote me on that. Congrats on bringing me back around to craft-brewed lagers!
  • Uinta Brewing Co. -- Cockeyed Cooper (Bourbon Barrel Barley Wine Ale - Crooked Line Series): To be honest, I was hoping for a bit more bourbon, but this beer was still good. Malts are balanced by the hops with a touch of bourbon sneaking into the flavor. I have one more in the cellar that will be busted out during Thanksgiving... to share with my brother... yeah... it's gonna go good with the whole "cooking the bird" process I undertake every year.
  • Jason Fields & Kevin Sheppard, Troegs, Stone Brewing Co. -- Cherry Chocolate Stout: I'm gonna be honest here... I like this beer, but I was hoping for something more viscous, like our Imperial Russian Stout. I know that the collaboration beers are just that, beers that the brewers contribute their expertise to brew.In this case Jason and Kevin contributed a great Cherry Chocolate Stout during our Homebrewer's Rally, and then we meshed it with our "Stone style" and one other brewery, namely Troegs. Ah, long story short, I have one more left and will see how it tastes in six to twelve months.
  • Stone Brewing Co. -- 15th Anniversary Escondidian Imperial Black IPA: I had this one in various incarnations... dry-hopped, cask, draft, and from the bottle. Holy crap! I love this beer. I'll do what I can to get this beer on the regular brewing cycle, but I don't know how much my vote will count for.
  • Stone Brewing Co. -- 2009 Imperial Russian Stout: Um, see the next entry, but substitute IRS or OG. yeah, this is my second favorite beer that Stone produces.
  • Stone Brewing Co. -- 2009 Old Guardian Barley Wine-Style Ale: What's a growler fill among friends... er... among worthy beer peers? It's nice to work for Stone and get a chance to compare Archive beers to what I have in my cellar. Sometimes I take the time to pop open a bottle from my collection if I doubt the storage conditions my bottles have endured. Usually, however, I consider the growler fill a progress report, a status update to let me know how my beer is aging. "OG" is my favorite among the Stone beers I can get throughout the year, but I only can buy a case each winter. Hmm... the dilemma... how many can I drink before I sequester the remaining bottles deeper into my beer archive? Four? Six? Eight?! Often times, the count is eight. I force one into the "permanent" archive" and keep the rest in the "drinking shelf"
  • Stone Brewing Co. -- Lukcy Basartd: Another progress report. I've always thought of this beer as OAKED 1.5 Bastard, as irreverent as that sounds. Alas, this beer was not intended to age, and that is starting to really show. I don't think it's bad, but it seems to be a bit past it's prime. I only have a bottle or two left, so they will probably disappear during the holidays.
  • Stone Brewing Co. -- Arrogant Bastard Ale: A sixth barrel on tap at home. Please see the IPA keg entry below...
  • Stone Brewing Co. -- IPA: this is a sixth barrel (5.16 gallons) I have on tap at home. I would have to say that this is my favorite IPA. Working at Stone has provided me the rare opportunity to sample a countless number of IPAs over the years... and I keep coming back to Stone IPA. It's just that good. I'd probably say the same thing if I didn't work there and have a nigh endless supply readily available.
  • There are probably others, but my son and I have actually made a run to the local recycler to exchange the bottles for $$$ he is applying toward his personal college fund. Hey, gotta teach 'em young, or they may never appreciate the value of it!
 Not counting the small multitude of beers that I had to select from during the Volunteer Appreciation Party
  • The Bruery -- Tart of Darkness
  • Ska Brewing Co. -- Steel Toe
  • Stone Brewing Co. -- 13th Anniversary Ale
  • ... and seven others which I don't recall immediately... but will update this blog if I remember and have the time.
While I am at it, here are a few beers I tasted while at the tasting room at The Bruery in Anaheim this past Saturday, all of them damn fine:
  • Oude Tart
  • Humulus Wet
  • Birra Basta
  • Autumn Maple
  • and a pair of Belgian-style golden ales (one spicy) that I can't remember the somewhat goofy name of and aren't in RateBeer's list! That's the spirit of craft beer.
All in all, it's a tragic situation I find myself in, isn't it? ::snicker:: Okay, so I am enjoying it, but I really think my beer is for sharing! Friends across the globe, you know who you are, I emplore you, visit and let's pare down the number of bottles in the larder together!

...and yet I have neglected this blog for five months. ::sigh:: I presume you're used to it by now. We'll see each other again soon enough. Cheers!

Monday, May 16, 2011

Fiction: Out Back

Just ahead, deep shadows had gathered behind Badger's place hiding the delivery entrance from sight. A glint of light in the darkness--a reflection from the parking lot lights across the alley--drew me to the fire escape's ladder. Using the planter wall as a launching platform, I ran up it and kicked off toward the lowest rung letting my hiking staff fall. Reaching up, my fingers caught a hold of the painted metal and I tightened my grip. My momentum carried my legs forward straining my grip.

"Damn it!" My right hand pulled free. I twisted, nearly losing grip with my left hand. I windmilled my right arm to get my body to twist back. Slowly, I turned far enough to get both hands on the rung again--just in time too, as I was starting to lose grip with my other hand. I monkeyed up the ladder until I could get my feet up to the bottom rung.

"Just like high school." I noted to myself as I climbed up the ladder. I clambered up to the second floor and tucked in next to the window. I remembered coming up here with Badger's brother, Doug. Their dad hated us using the fire escape to get into their apartment above the shop. Badger usually ratted us out to their dad. He was a jerk back then too.

I settled against the brick and tried to gather my thoughts. The "Devils" gang were after me. The cops were following me too. I am single and live alone in the house my grandma left me. My job as a support desk technician was boring, or at least that's what Ed, my neighbor, tells me. Most of my friends lived about twenty miles away and lead similar lives. My collection of paperback books and roleplaying games wasn't valuable to anyone other than geeks like me. My fridge has three different kinds of mustard, half a bottle of Coke, some tortillas, a partial bucket of leftover fried chicken, and some bleu cheese. Well, maybe it's simply blue. I didn't have much of value outside of my backpack and laptop.

Wait.

My laptop.

There was that side job I did for Amy in customer service a couple of weeks ago. She needed me to repair her laptop hard drive. After doing the work, she said she would pay me after we got paid. She didn't show up for work after that and I thought she went back to Denver to help her sister take care of their mother. I should have figured that story was a lie. Who skips out on almost two weeks of pay? I had a copy of her hard drive in my pack on my external drive just in case she showed up looking for it again.

This spot, sitting on a fire escape ten feet off the ground with the Devils chasing me, was not the place to fire up the laptop to go mining for valuable data.

Coming out of my self-reflection, I listened for the booming of the street racer's stereo. I couldn't hear that noise or the whining of it's exhaust. I took the risk and climbed down the ladder. My backpack and laptop bag pulling me down faster than I cared to go.

Landing again on the back entryway, I turned toward the rear entrance to the liquor shop.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Rave: Secrets, Like Dragons

Here's something worth knowing about...

A longtime friend of mine, Steven Schend, has launched a Kickstarter project and I ask my friends here to seriously consider supporting it. The project is called "Secrets, Like Dragons..." and can be found at http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1136561409/secrets-like-dragonsare-tales-untold. Steven has a goal of publishing a collection of short stories as what I hope will be the first of many stories set in his world of Kharndam. I have had the privilege of reading many of Steven's stories over the years and am looking forward to the interpretations of his world at the hands of the authors he is working with. Those who know him and his writing will agree, he is a bit of a perfectionist (in the positive sense) and always strives to produce the best written work possible, and I know this will carry through in this Kickstarter project. So, again, I ask you to contribute to Steven's project... You won't be let down.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Been here before?

Ever have one of the days when you realize you were busy and accomplished quite a bit, but you're not exactly sure what you did? You started your day with a list of things to do, but by the end of the day, you're staring at that very same list of things that still need to be done. "That can't be right!" you think. You're tired and need to sit down, get a bite to eat and grab a beer*. Relaxed, you review the day. You were out there, doing stuff, going places, meeting people, and making "it" happen. (aww man, it just happened again... I lost big chunk of text... Like half of this... The agony of delete on an iPad I suppose... Where's undo?)

I've had one of those weeks. Eight days actually. Meetings. "putting out fires." lots of work. More meetings. A quick weekend that wasn't as restful as I needed and then it started all over again. I missed last week's Monday night blog posting (sorry about that) due to the fast paced blur that life has been lately. I'm determined to get the situation back under control.

I hope your day has been better than mine.

* - beer, or beverage of choice. I like to have a beer when my day ends.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Fiction: Two Blocks

I slowed slightly to catch a deep breath or two and heard a slow thumm-thumm of the green car's bass pulsing louder to my right.

"Shit!" I blurted. The gangers had somehow whipped a tight U on the crowded street and were about to turn onto Hickory. I picked up the pace, separating myself from the street by a couple of backyards.

"Yeah, yeah, keep runnin' Guero. You know what they say? You only gonna die tired!" shouted the ganger from the alley near my place. He had seen too many movies, but  I could hear his footfalls as he jogged towards me. Old Lady White's place was only four houses up, so I dug harder at the broken asphalt of the alleyway. The thumm-thumm of the street racer's stereo was booming reverberating in my chest.

"Hey!" came a different voice from the street. "Aye!" The car was at the foot of the alley!

"Hah-huh!" I laughed, realizing why they weren't following me into the alley; the lowered street racer was not able to easily navigate the dip between the street and the alley. Finally, a stroke of luck! A second bit of luck graced my path a heartbeat later. The gnarled trunks of the old trees that peppered the sides of the alleyway jutted deeply into the narrow road. I ducked to the right and kept running, hoping the venerable tree trunks hid my path.

"Chaaarlieee," the voice called--was that Roberto in the car? "Where are you going? We live here too, you know, man."

Only one more more backyard separated me from my path to Broadway. I tried to listen while I ran to Old Lady White's back gate. I could hear two sets of feet jogging toward me as the exhaust of the street racer whined its way quickly to my my right and started up Fourth. They were working hard to catch me... almost too hard. Another grizzled tree trunk provided some concealment ahead and I ducked out and around it and, catching a familiar branch, vaulted over the picket fence and into Mrs. White's yard.

I landed somewhat hard, grabbing at the rotting leaves and branches as I pushed myself up. I had mowed this yard several times as a kid, so I was hoping to grasp one of those branches that had often kicked out at my shins. "Oh, score!" I stood up, carrying a thick twig toward the gate's latch. Jamming it into the padlock hole, I spun back toward the front gate I knew was there.

I hurdled the gate--just like I did in high school while practicing for track--and continued running toward the sidewalk. I could hear the thumm-thumm of the car's bass somewhere near Ivy. I had to move quickly.

Sprinting across the street, I veered back towards Hickory and kept running in the direction of Badger's place.

My lungs were burning as I got back to Hickory and turned left towards Broadway. The traffic on Second Avenue was blocking my path. Thank goodness for old city blocks, as they were much smaller than the ones I'd seen in the new housing tracts in the suburbs, but I still had to get the liquor store. I squeezed through a break in traffic and continued on my path.

I couldn't hear the gangers behind me anymore, but that didn't mean they weren't looking for me. I found a burst of energy to get me through a small break in traffic on Second, generating only one irritated honk before I landed on the opposite curb. I ran down the block within sight of Broadway and paused to listen. I could faintly hear the thumming bass of the ganger's car behind me--almost directly behind me. If I could get this far this fast, they could do it in half the time if they figured out where I went.

I found a new source of energy and bolted across Broadway, looking to the alleyway beyond. From the edges of my vision, I could see the neon traced name of "Broadway Liquor" lighting up the street. I needed to find the fire escape behind Badger's place before I knew if I was going to make it tonight.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Steampunk Speaker Stands

One of the things I like to do in the studio is listen to music. I have created a space dedicated to listening to music while sitting comfortably in recliners. Prior to this weekend, I had the speakers perched on whatever I could find to coax the speakers to ear-level. "Whatever I could find" didn't always sit well with me.

However, in an effort to trim down the project list, I sought to create and complete something this weeked. I nearly achieved my goal... you'll see what I mean at the end.

I have the Onkyo 7.1 system wired up to various components, including my computer (on the other side of the old gray desk, destined to be refinished... yet another project on the list). I found this ordinary ladder shelf at Lowe's and repurposed it to be a stereo component shelf. I'll add an isolation box for my turntable after I have knocked out some of the projects in my list. I have seen various designs for stereo racks online, but I think this one works rather well. I was able to buy it for just over $100. Assembly and installation took about one hour. I still need to create some cable management to route component and speaker cables through, but that can be a quick task one of these nights. I will then add the additional DVD changer and cassette player to the rack. After all this, a question still remains: How do I get the sound into the room without resorting to speaker mounting that seems out of place with the steampunk motif I am nurturing and without sacrificing sound quality?.

I had a burst of inspiration: Why not use wrought iron stair ballisters as speaker mounts? I went to the metal supply company that happens to have a "sister" store in the front which specializes in ornate metalwork. The idea grew from there. I could get all the parts needed to mount speakers to a post and I found some other parts that triggered further ideas. What about using the spare white oak 4x6 posts I had? That could work.

So this weekend I decided to complete something. I took a couple 4x6s and cut them down to create seven blocks of roughly the same size.

I drilled 1/2" holes at a "strategic point" (hopefully somewhere close to the ideal balance point). If you have a drill press, I recommend using it as your holes will be at 90 degrees to the base.
Take a 1/2" chisel and mark the corners of the hole you need to mortise. I do happen to have a mortising jig, but the density of this oak made its use impractical. I removed the wood with a chisel, occassionally needing the help of a hammer.

Here's a photo of the additional parts I found while wandering the metal supply store. Wooden base, steel post with decorations, and finally the simple rod mounts (not yet hammered into place by a ball peen hammer and then glued.)
i drilled two holes to accept some 3 inch rods to strategicly hold the speaker on the post..

After assembling everything, here's what they look like. They are simple for now, but they don't sacrifice too much to get a good look. Now if I can only figure out what color I'm painting the iron and what kind of stain I want to use on the base. Maybe I will even find some acoustically transparent cloth to keep the Victorian flair going.

The Studio, pt 1

Above the garage we have this room I like to call "the studio". It's a space about 24ft wide by 22ft deep. I think it was listed as a "game room" when we bought the house. When a friend needed a place to stay after his divorce, it was known as “Josh’s place”. When my wife was pregnant with our son, it became known as "the junk room", the dumping ground for everything that was in the room formerly known as "our office" and now known as our "son's bedroom". During his toddler years, it was all but lost to us. I'd brave the dust and piles of random stuff to escape into a book or drink a beer and listen to music undisturbed. Slowly but surely I reclaimed the room, chipping away at the junk that was put up here (95% of it mine admittedly), donating some things, throwing away others, or simply finding a decent home for the rest. My wife surrendered her claim to the space and started calling it my "man cave" (she's getting her own office in our home impending remodel).


About five years ago, I started thinking over the space.

I am not one to have a "man cave" in the grunting, crotch-scratching, poker-playing, football-watching, beer-guzzling sense. That image actually bothers me. I needed something else… something that had the Victorian feel of the rest of the house, but allowed for technology in a complimentary sense… something that reflected my "jack of all trades" tinkering mindset… and something that looked like it had been here for 115 years… or more.

With that thought in mind, I recalled the feeling of awe I experienced when my wife and I were touring the various rooms of Hearst Castle. A few of the rooms, Hearst purchased in Europe, had them meticulously disassembled, and then reassembled them inside of a newly built room in his mansion. Most of his other rooms were “gathered together”… this is my definition, but essentially, what they all had in common was a feeling of age. Permanence. History. It was as if the rooms were built in the twelfth century and had been lived in ever since, it’s inhabitants gathering things on their travels and bringing them together in these rooms over generations. I felt I was walking into rooms that were a few hundred years old, not ones that were less than a hundred. There was something to be learned here.

I also had been introduced to the term "steampunk" by a friend of mine. Shawn said "What? You've never heard of 'steampunk'? Holy crap, Bryon!! You of all people I know should know what steampunk is! You are one and you don't know about it? Wow!" He was flummoxed. Shawn was one of a handful of people who had known me since childhood and he was completely right. I have been a steampunk my entire life and I didn’t even know it.

So I toured some more houses and museums, took and reviewed photos, searched online, and looked into this “steampunk” thing seeking a design for “the studio”. I did some sketches and gathered ideas together as photos and notes in my computer. I did a lot of this. Heck, I still am.

As some of you know, I was fortunate enough to come into some free lumber. Not a lot, mind you, but I stumbled upon enough weathered lumber to use in the studio and give it that sense of age and weight. There were several white oak 4x6s chunks around 2.5 feet long and three 2x6s at 5.5 feet long. There were also some large pieces of mahogany, 3x16 and 5.5 feet long inches long. I got lucky. To me, these were the components necessary to build my bar.

My grandfather gave me his 1960’s vintage Shopsmith about nine years ago to help me fabricate the parts necessary to maintain an old house. (Thanks, Grandpa!) This tool, above the others I have acquired, is invaluable.

My ideas started making the leap from my brain to paper and even into physical shape... but I wasn't content with simply buying things at the local hardware and furniture stores.

Hardly. I started building.

First, I tore out the closet and built a cellar (aka “cold box”). Then I installed beer faucets and started building a bar. Embarrassingly enough, that was about a year ago. I’ve tweaked some designs, cut some lumber, and re-tweaked some designs. Along the way, I have made a few strategic purchases at hardware stores and antique shops, getting this bit of hardware or that interesting piece of furniture, all the while taking reference photos when something “spoke to me”.

Now I find myself staring at a "meta-project", a project of projects: "The Studio". It has become a collection of projects that will not be complete until all of the sub-projects are they themselves complete. I have become more aware of my incomplete project workload recently, so this realization bugs me. I have added this new project to the nigh infinite list in an effort to start whittling away at it.

Hence, "The Studio pt 1" begins.